E.M. chapter two: "The Illustrious Goat-Cheese Master" or "Convenient Thunder"
Katy was very tense when we finally made it to my house, and I don’t blame her, drivers these days are nuts! We went inside and down the hall to my room. I walked right into the door. "Ow!" I said, "Stupid doors! Always locked!" I fumbled for my keys and started opening the door.
"Uh, Rachel?" Katy began.
"In a minute," I said concentrating, "I’ve almost got the door… There!" I opened it then jumped back in surprise, "Oh! Sorry Jon… My door’s at the beginning of the hall isn’t it?" He just nodded (this kind of stuff happened all the time) and went back to his ‘hate list’.
We walked back up the hall. "Wanna see what I can do?" I asked Katy all of a sudden, and proceeded climbing up the hallway not waiting to hear her response.
"See?" I asked, "I’m spider man!" I walked up to my door at the BEGINNING of the hall and jumped down. I opened my door which wasn’t locked, and was surprised to see Dave on my bed.
I blinked, "Dave! Why are you…" I trailed off. "Oops. I’ll get it next time." I said, and turned around remembering that my room was on the other side of the hall. I got out my keys and opened my door. To my great surprise, it was actually my room!
"Yeah!" I cried, "My room! My stuff! No brothers!"
"It’s about time…" Katy mumbled.
We got all situated in my room. I was sitting on the chair in front of my computer and Katy was sitting on the bean bag chair nearby. "So, what should we do?" I asked.
"I don't know! It's your house!" Katy told me.
"Um… Okay… So what do you want to do?" I asked again. Katy sighed and we began our quest to decide what we're doing.
About an hour later we had decided. We were watching an old tape of Animaniacs… To get inspiration from Pinky and the Brain. We were also playing my wonderful Playstation 2. We were shooting the aliens who were trying to land on earth… After all, if aliens were there we wouldn't be able to control it, would we? I was also petting my cat, and we had made some popcorn, just in case.
"It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea." The TV was saying, "Good Idea: flying a kite in a storm to prove electricity. Bad Idea: flying a hang glider in a storm to prove electricity."
"Yep," I agreed, "That sure is a bad idea…"
Soon Pinky and the Brain started, but we didn't notice as we had gone to get more popcorn and when we got back we decided the show was getting annoying and we couldn't kill aliens as good with it on, so we turned it off.
"You need an evil name too!" I told Katy, "How are you supposed to be my evil sidekick if you don't have an evil name?"
Katy thought for a moment before replying, "I have a perfect evil name for myself!" She exclaimed, "I’ll be the Illustrious Goat-cheese master!"
I cocked my eyebrow, "You want to be the Illustrious Goat-cheese master?" I asked, "Are you serious?"
"Of course I am!" Katy exclaimed, "The Illustrious Goat-Cheese master is always serious!"
"Er… Okay." I said, then striking a dramatic pose (with Katy by my side of course) I added, "We will be Dr. Blades, the Illustrious Goat-cheese master and together we shall be called Dr. Blades and the Illustrious Goat-cheese master! We will wreak havoc on all the known planet! All who see us will immediately throw down their weapons and surrender peacefully to our control!"
There was another conveniently placed thunder clap and lightning outside and we both laughed, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!…"
I turned to Katy, "But I think our evil laugh needs a little practice." I told her.
Katy nodded, "Yeah, just a little."